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Obama Appoints SEIU's Andrew Stern to the National Commission of Fiscal Responsibility and Reform Panel.

2010-03-06T17:54:00Z

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Laughable, this make as much sense as using gasoline to put out a fire! Unions are one of this country’s biggest economic problems, but worry not, in less than a year this regime will have its legs cut off, and in less than three will be nothing but a skid mark in history. I just 'Hope' America learns something from this.

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Al Gore Finally Speaks on Climate-Gate

2010-03-01T20:04:00Z

I would like to hear from the Algorenits that are still defending their king. Let's for the sake of arguement agree that "Man-made Global Warming" is in fact an impending doom that threatens all mankind and thousands of the planet's species. What is the solution, taxes? The last time I checked the governments that will be collecting the carbon taxes, have no answers or solutions to our grave future. Is cold cash supposed to cool the planet? What is the world going to use to replace its energy needs, wind, solar, and nuclear? Wind energy is unreliable and the zipper head environmentalist needs to protect the birds. Solar too, is unreliable and destroys the habitat of turtles. Nuclear energy has all the potential to melt down and ruin thousands of square miles, not to mention the ongoing problem of what to do with the waste. Oh yeah, and it takes about twenty years to build a nuclear power plant. So what's the answer?

I have no doubt burning fossil stew is not the best thing for the environment, but until someone comes up with a viable and cheap source of energy we have no choice. Unless the world should roll back 200 years and wait for the UN to fix our problem, which should be easy since the UN has never accomplished anything. So if your idiotic answer is for the ignorant world governments to collapse the world's industries and economies, you’re on the right path. Just remember, if your wrist is slit, cutting off your arm won't keep you from bleeding to death.

Are Banks Leaving Homeowners in Limbo?

2010-03-01T17:08:00Z

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I blame the Government for yet another cluster-fuck! Just like the Cash for Clunkers Program, where car dealers had their government subsidies delayed. I'm sure the same thing is happening here. "Keep your filthy fingers out of the soup; you're ruining it for everyone". If the banks were left alone to deal with the risk of bankruptcy, they would have worked on fixing the problem themselves, but no, the Federal Government has to jump to action and save the economy from the brink (screw it up more). This mess should have happen years ago and be over by now, but instead the fuck-ups in Washington and the Federal Reserve had to keep blowing air into a deflating balloon until the inevitable, what we see today, has happened. Until the government lets the economy take its natural course, we will continue to sit in "limbo". This is not the fault of Dems or Reps; it's the fault of government tinkering with things it should leave the fuck alone!!

Italian Judge Convicts 3 Google Executives

2010-02-24T17:16:00Z

3 Google Executives were convicted in Italy: Read Full Story.
Wow, what an absurd decision by the Italian judge. That decision is as ridicules as arresting and charging a property owner because someone spray-painted offensive graffiti on it. Adding insult to injury, I see comments about how porn and other objectionable subjects should be regulated on the internet. Though I am not a fan of porn, saying controversial material should be regulated is beyond the scope of freedom. How many times must the definition of freedom be pounded into the skulls of dimwitted people? Freedom is not the right to do as you see fit! Freedom is the ability to do as you please as long as what you wish to do does not violate another’s freedom. Also the responsibility of having freedom is to tolerate another’s freedom, even if you find it offensive and unnecessary. Once again people, I ask you to stop and think for a moment about how important freedom is to you. Remember that taking the side of tyranny to tear down the liberty of something you don’t agree with, is one step closer to losing freedom for all.

Stimulus: One Year Later

2010-02-17T17:52:00Z

I don’t have a microwave mentality, I understand things aren’t going to turn around over night, but I think my opinion is shared by the majority of America. I was against the Bush stimulus back in the spring of 2008, and the bailouts of the banks & car companies. Then there was the recovery act. Whether or not these actions saved us from the brink, I am not encouraged when I hear new unemployment claims were only 450,000 this month, lower than expected. My problem is being told things are turning around when the unemployment rate drops a tenth of a percent and nothing if it raises. I don’t want to hear the doom and gloom scenario, but I also don’t want a sugar coated puff of smoke blown up my ass. All we ever hear is the “Stimulus is working”. Where? I don’t want to hear some stuffed shirt, empty suit from Washington tell me a bedtime story, I want someone to show me what is working and where. I believe the entire Federal Government is a bunch of bumbling shitheads who couldn’t piss in a boot if the instruction were written on the heel, so when it comes to the economy, my livelihood, and my life LEAVE IT ALONE!

Ice Age

2010-02-11T18:22:00Z

Someone needs to work on a contingency plan to find a reason for the recent shift in winter climate. The governments of the world need to find the elements and compounds that are being produced and causing these cold weather events. Once found there needs to be strict regulations and severe tax penalties enforced on these companies and individuals for their irresponsible and greedy capitalistic behaviors. We must act now before the entire world is covered in ice!

Sound dumb? So does GLOBAL WARMING and CAP & TRADE!

The reason people hate Sarah Palin

2009-11-27T06:23:59Z

I'm thinking of dumping this blog. No one adds anything to it an it doesn't make any money. Anyway if anyone cares to hear the real reason why Sarah is so hated you just need to ask.

Future Darwin Awards Honorable Mention

2009-10-21T05:28:00Z

Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Calls Again as Garage Door Crushes Her in Fatal Mishap

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

CALDWELL, Idaho — Police say an Idaho woman who made a false 911 call to lure paramedics out of their station made a real emergency call minutes later when she got trapped under the station's garage door.

Melissa R. Farris died Oct. 2 of injuries suffered when she was crushed by the closing garage door at the Canyon County station.

Farris, a former paramedic at the station, had been trying to crawl under the door after the ambulance left to respond to a nonexistent traffic accident she'd called in a few minutes earlier.

Caldwell Police Chief Chris Allgood says it may never be known why Farris was trying to gain access to the station

But according to a police report obtained by KBCI-TV, her sister told investigators that Farris may have been going after prescription medication stored in the station.

-I'm pretty confident this one will make the 'Darwin Awards' !

I'm Busy

2009-09-11T05:58:00Z

Sorry for the lack of attention and the lack of writing, but I’ve been busy learnin me edjemacation. If you need quick Tomata fix go to http://twitter.com/RipeTomata I try to add my thoughts there as much as possible. ...

The Freedom To be Free

2009-07-04T15:48:00Z

As much as I would have to hold myself back from makeing the brainless prick in the picture above physically eat the shit he just dropped on an American flag ablaze, I would control that reaction and remind myself that the flag being burned and shit on represents just that. If you feel the need to shit on an American flag while it burns you have that right. Ironically you’re an idiot, because you’re protesting against the very right that is preventing me from shoving that shit covered flaming flag down your fucking throat and killing you.

Nothing drives me nuts more than to see people with absolutely no concept or respect of how we [Americans] reached the point of where we are. We are the freest people in the history of the modern world. Every time I hear or see some fucking idiot demanding something for nothing I want to chock the life out of that moron, then I remember that prick has the right to say what ever the fuck they want to, whether I like it or not.

That’s what makes this idea so great. If you don’t like something you have the right to say so, but not the right to force the other to shut up or do as you wish. This is called freedom, the ability to do as one wishes with out the fear of punishment. One catch to this ideology, if what you wish to do interferes with someone else’s freedom you have to find something else to make you happy. This is what liberal have a hard time understanding. You can’t force your freedom down a free man’s throat if that free man doesn’t want you to.

The great men who risked everything to gain their freedom and yours weren’t perfect, but what they created in the processes is the closest thing to it. I would never lay down my life for ‘a flag’, but I will gladly die defending what the American flag represents. The right to live and to do as you wish, without interfering with others rights to live and do as they wish is the absolute fundamentals of life it’s self. If shitting on the American flag brings you a sense of liberty, knock yourself-out, but if your idea of freedom is making me accept your ideas, well than you’re going to find out what it’s like to have a burning flag shoved up your ass.

I don’t understand why freedom is such a hard concept for people to grasp. The great men and women that stood up to the most powerful enemy at the time and won deserve our respect. The document that was written two hundred and twenty two years ago deserves its merit. Anyone who wishes to defy its meaning should die a traitor’s death. I have no wish to impose my beliefs on others, only the right to express them.

Remember this Independence Day; if you wish to make people believe the same things you do, you have the right to express yourself, not the right to impose those ideas. Freedom is a complicate simple thing, it’s the right to be, not the right to make others agree.

Happy 4th of July, and if you disagree with what I have written it’s your right and it’s my right to hope you blow yourself up with some illegal Chinese fireworks.

Letterman's not Funny but......

2009-06-20T06:57:00Z

Let’s give Dave a break. I thought the out pouring of bullshit against Imus was a load of crap and I stand with that merit in this case as well. I am so sick of people being so fucking sensitive with anything said these days. Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t this The United States of America, where we have a first amendment right to free speech?

No one was harmed with these jokes, of course it was a stupid and crude thing to say, but that’s all it was “a stupid and crude thing to say”. Give it a fucking rest; anyone who thinks Letterman should be fired is no better than the idiots that forced Imus to be fired and Miss California out from under her crown.

Freedom of speech is a simple thing; meaning you can’t be persecuted for what you say. Of course if what you say threatens or causes physical harm to someone that is not acceptable and not within your right, but if this country and groups continue to attack a person’s character for what they have said, we are going too whined up not being able to say anything without the risk of offending someone and being cast out for your opinion. I have a news flash for the rest of the country; freedom of speech was designed to protect people that say offensive or controversial things. For example, “Barrack Obama is a complete and utter asshole”, most people I know will agree with that statement and other people would find that quite offensive, but I have the right to say it. Saying the flowers smell nice today wouldn’t offend anyone, so it needs no protection under the law to say, I believe I could get away with saying that in any country in any language. Wake up America, we have the right to offend anyone, so the next time you hear something you don’t like roll your eyes and then be thankful that person has the right to piss you off!

Before anyone snaps to any conclusions over what I have written so far I don’t particularly like David Letterman and haven’t watched his show in over a decade. I never found him funny and I think he’s a liberal elitist asshole. With that said I still believe that everyone crying to have him fired can go fuck them selves, you’re no better than the liberal douche-bags crying over the rights of so called tortured enemy combatants.

The double standard that blatantly exist in the American culture today is at its least pathetic, but to call for the firing of someone for what they have said just to weigh the means of actions against your principles is entering the old cliché; “two wrongs don’t make a right”. We in the right not on the right, but in the right, have to call this poor excuse of righteousness what it is, complete and utter bullshit.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I am stuck in the middle, I believe in the Constitution of the US of A period. Please don’t ever confuse me with the retards or the idiots. “Freedom of speech” it’s the first fucking thing our founders and framers put down as a right and protected us in law. I think it’s time some of the people in the country and media revisit that document.

Whether you agree or disagree with anything said, it is the right of the people to say it. If you don’t like something you have the right to complain, but that’s where it ends. You have the right to bitch not the right to silence. This country has become a seesaw with one group of shitheads on one side and another group of shitheads on the other.

So remember; whether you want to argue that the cloud in the sky looks like a clown or a dinosaur, I’m the guy that is going to slap you in the head and settle the argument by explaining to the both of you that it’s a fucking cloud!!!

Global Warning

2009-03-17T05:55:00Z

Urgent message from the leading authority on Global Warming Al Gore.

A drastic shift in climate has been detected for the Northern Hemisphere. Temperatures will begin to rise dramatically over the next coming months causing mountain snow pack to melt and combined with soaking rain storms will create sweeping mudslides and overflow many rivers resulting in excessive, community destroying floods. As the warming effect increases and combining with evaporating moisture from the Gulf of Mexico numerous thunderstorms will form in the central regions of North America resulting in massive sever weather outbreaks including catastrophic hail storms and tornados. The south eastern region will be blanketed by an oppressive level of humidity lasting for months and the south western region will see sweltering temperatures reach well over 100 degrees Fahrenheit. By August most of North America will experience temperatures ranging from the upper 80’s to a whopping 120 degrees, drying out wide spread areas of western North America sparking wild fires scorching forests and destroying thousands of homes and millions of acres. Ocean temperatures will skyrocket by 5 to 15 degrees producing a perfect recipe for horrendous cyclones that will threaten to bring mass devastation to areas of the Gulf Coast and Eastern Seaboard.

We will be referring to this terrible historic climate event as SUMMER

What a Nightmare

2009-02-21T19:43:00Z

I know I’ve been gone to long again and I’m sorry. I had another episode, it started three weeks ago. I had been having the same nightmare every night where Nancy Pelosi would be chasing me and trying to shove a huge federal check up my ass. I would try to run but I was stuck in a house and the people that owned the house wouldn’t let me leave until I paid their mortgage. Finally I would give them all the money I had on me and they let me out in the nick of time. As I ran out of the house I had to duck from a monkey eating a human hand swinging by on a vine with a crazy lady screaming on the phone while stabbing the monkey and dodge a PETA idiot running by screaming about this being corporate America’s fault. When I got to the end of the driveway I almost get hit by a big truck full of bounty hunters chasing a Toyota packed with former Guantanamo terrorist that skipped bail. Running down the street shots ring out and a dead monkey falls in front of me, as I jump over the monkey I hear the cops say “they’ll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill.” With Pelosi on my heels and running as fast as I can Reverend Sharpton trips me up with a slide tackle while carrying a sign saying “we are not monkeys”. As my chin hits the ground and I grinding to a stop Pelosi shoves the check up my ass with the pope on her back calling her a hypocrite and Eric Holder standing over me calling me a coward. The cold sweats, anxiety and fear to go to sleep got to be too much and I snapped.

Well I’m out of the rubber room and at home again fully medicated without a care in the world (I wish). With my eyes glazed over and the feeling I’m floating I can’t stop thinking about some questions that seem to have no logical answers, maybe someone can help shine some light on the wacky things going on since I jumped on the Prolixin bus.

What happen to person responsibility? I guess all those kids that sucked in sports but still got the same trophy as all the other kids have grown up. Now they believe they are entitled to receive everything everyone else has even though they suck in life as they did in right field.

Where is the right to equal entitlement Amendment in the Bill of Rights? I’ve read it three times today and I can’t find it. There are plenty of other rights that are being infringed or ignored, but nothing about having equal out comes in life guaranteed.

Since when is the Government the answer? When has the Washington Circus ever been the light at the end of the tunnel, they are the tunnel. The Government could fuck up a free lunch and have. Now they’re going to fix what they have already broken. People think the Government will do a better job than the private sector, hhmmm what does the Government already run successfully?

Why does this administration think that doing the same things that didn’t work eighty years ago during an economic down turn will work now? With that said why are they doing the same things that they’re blaming for the mess we’re in now? Look if you’re broke you have to face the facts and figure out how you got there and how to get out. You don’t max out your credit cards by buying stuff to sell on eBay to then put all the money on red in Vegas.

What happen to the transparency of the new administration? “Any bill written during my administration will be posted online for five days so anyone can look at it before I sign it”. At least the President and Congress were fair with the Stimulus Bill, since we the people couldn’t read it they didn’t either. That should make us feel a little bit better.

What happen to all the war protesters? We are still engaged in two wars aren’t we? The President did just order more troops to fight in Afghanistan. Shouldn’t that have set off a protest at some college somewhere? I guess it’s a partisan war, now that they like the Commander and Chief they like war. I’m still waiting for someone I know serving in Iraq to show up one day and when I ask him why he’s home so early, he tells me that we won the war is over didn’t anyone tell you.

Since when did monkeys hit the PC list? I don’t like a lot of things but political correctness is on of my top five things I can’t stand. I saw the cartoon and I thought it was funny and most importantly I got the joke. Let me help out the >70 IQ’s out there, see Chimpanzees are like hairy retards with extra long arms and hand where their feet should be(like you without four hands, long arms and all the hair). You know those commercials with the one guy working with a bunch of moneys? That’s how I feel almost every day. Anyway the joke was the police recently shot a chimp after attacking a woman in Connecticut and the idiots in Congress just wrote a bill that no one read before passing it. The cartoon was funny and appropriate it was not racist. First of all President Obama didn’t write the bill he signed it. Second, if you refer a cartoon about a monkey as a racial jab at the President that would mean that you refer monkeys to black people. Who’s the racist?

I thought the race card got put away since the country (not me, I would never vote for or against a person because of their shade of paint) elected the first African American President? I guess Sen. Clyburn (D) of SC didn’t get the memo. He is accusing the Governors of TX, SC, MS and LA of slapping the Black communities of their states in the face for contemplating over not taking some of the stimulus money (heroin) because the conditions attached to the programs are ridicules. What about the other Governors that aren’t in the “Black Belt” and don’t want the money, why are they doing it? Then you have Eric Holder the United States of America’s Attorney General stating the U.S. is “a nation of cowards” on matters of race, with most Americans avoiding candid discussions of racial issues. Fuck you Mr. Attorney General! I’ll have any kind of discussion candid or not about race, don’t call me a coward you liberal shithead. Maybe if the left-wing idiots from your own party didn’t punch everyone trying to have any kind of debate about race in the face with brass (the race card) knuckles the nation could have a discussion over race. Any white person that would have the gall to state an opinion, theory or fact about another race is instantly labeled a racist and possibly destroyed professionally. While your sitting on my chest don’t ask me why I can’t get up.

What happen to the hole in the ozone layer? Did we slap a big Band-Aid on it or is it that there is a conflicting theory, yes I said theory unlike the hardcore facts of global warming. The problem in this theory is ozone depletion represents a radiative forcing of the climate system. This means (in theory) the hole causes the stratosphere (between the ears of most liberal) to absorb less solar radiation (heat), thus cooling the stratosphere while warming the troposphere. Are you still with me? The resulting colder stratosphere emits less long-wave radiation downward (more heat), thus cooling the troposphere. For the layman this means you can’t have both. In theory if there’s a hole in the ozone the atmosphere will cool so that puts a big dent in GW. I realize I may have answered my own question but it makes you think about how much smoke gets pumped up your ass on a daily basis. Anyone reading this obvious has access to the WWW so stop listening to propaganda and do your own journalism, you’d be surprised what you can find when you look for yourself.

When the fuck did my Constitutional rights become the rights of the world? I need to know how an illegal alien sneaking across the boarder (breaking the law) and trespassing on private property (breaking the law) can sue the land owner and win. Roger Barnett (the land owner) has turned over 12,000 douche bags to the Boarder Patrol since 1998. That factors to almost 1100 scumbags a year or 3 a day. So to all the BHL’s (bleeding heart liberal) out there this guy who owns a 22,000 acre ranch is being invaded by on average 3 foreign nationals everyday of the year. Now has to pay $77,000 in damages for assault to people who had no right to be in this country and no right to be on this mans property. The best part of this story is that the 16 wetbacks tried to sue him for $32 million for infringing on their civil rights. Vvvvwooop! That was the sound of my head detaching from my body and spinning at 6000rpm. Are you fucking kidding me, you have to be a citizen to have civil rights they must have meant human rights? What about his civil rights? Human rights are entitled to all humans but last time I check they don’t include sneaking into another country and trespassing.

I need to take another pill so this is the last question. Why is it that oil is ten dollars a barrel less than it was two months ago, but gas is fifty cents a gallon more?

So if anyone has some answers I would love to hear them. Unless they involve blame, I am not interested in who you think caused these issues I want answers. Some words of advice “whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly”.

Kool-Aid

2009-01-23T08:13:00Z

Congratulations President Obama and all Americans. This will mark a great moment in history. President Obama is surely on his way to becoming the greatest leader the world has known, what did you say the flavor of this Kool-Aid was? Just kidding, seriously though it was a good day for all of us, we just swore in the first black President in the history of the United States and an estimated two million people gathered together to witness this incredible historical event. I feel a sincere pride for all the people who fought for their civil rights and were able to share this remarkable moment for our nation and truly saddened for the ones who couldn’t. With that sad hopefully we can all move on and the next time I criticize someone who isn’t a white Christian I won’t be considered a racist. One more thing, isn’t funny how when the Democratic Party(liberals) gathers together there isn’t a bunch of assholes throwing shit, blocking roads, smashing windows and just plain fucking things up for everyone else. Just one of those things I observed, anyway it’s a new dawn of hope, change and a whole different group of idiots ready to swing the stupid stick in the other direction.

Well the long awaited day has come and gone Barrack Obama is the United States of America’s 44th President. One nice thing is I haven’t seen that lady who lost her bid for VP in the news in like a week. Seriously its pathetic, are these people that threatened by this woman they have to beat on her two fucking months after the election is over. Do you people really care what the Governor of Alaska is doing or thinking, I know I don’t, just like I didn’t give a shit about her wardrobe three months ago, let it go!

It’s now time to drink the Kool-Aid and watch the View because we’re in for one hell of a ride, and the name of that ride is “Change”. I’m not quite sure what that change will be, so far the only people missing from the Clinton administration are Bill, Janet Reno and Monica. Some of the members picked to head the administration of change in my opinion are true change if change stands for stupid, like the fact this country is in a monumental disaster when it comes to the economy so it would only make sense to appoint someone who can’t file their taxes correctly as treasury secretary. I know it’s an honest mistake anyone could do it, no big deal, unless you’re a plumber from Toledo, Ohio. Remember that guy (Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbacher) he owed $1600 in back taxes and you would have thought he raped a small child, funny how that work.

What’s the next problem in the world, oh yeah the energy crisis and global warming, I know, we should appoint an alleged socialist, oh excuse me former alleged socialist to head the EPA. What’s the big deal with that, it’s not like a radical liberal in charge of the EPA will cause any problems. Unless you have to pay an electric bill or fill your gas tank, her first agenda is to go after the coal plants for spilling ash, you know the places where over half of our electricity is generated. I have no doubt most of our sources of energy today are dirty, outdated and bad for the environment, but I first of all do not believe all the global warming hype and I think if we’re going to “change” how we get our energy we should use are heads. See most one dimensional minded liberal idiots like to act on emotion before they think things through, hence they rarely think at all. You see if you live in an old house that is just not meeting your need and you want to build a new one, you wait till the house is built before you move out of your old one. It’s called common sense, which is far less common in the liberal world. My suggestion is we figure out how to solve the problem first, and then we implement the new solution while still using our old ways of energy. After we have a steady and reliable source of clean energy, we then begin to reduce the use of fossil fuels. Then we can save the planet. Unfortunately in the next decade China, India and Russia don’t care and will be pumping ten times more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere than we ever have and good luck with that. At least we’ll feel better about doing our part.

Who else is there? Bill Richards has been appointed as Secretary of Commerce, huh he withdrew. Why? Oh he’s going to jail (not really but he is in trouble). Well then how about Leon Panetta for CIA Director, makes sense to me. Russia has a hair across its ass again, half the Muslim world is licking at the chops to wipe us off the map, Chavez and that dickhead in North Korea both hate America, not Bush, us. Why not appoint another former Clinton administration member with no intelligence experience for the position of head of intelligence, brilliant.

Then we have Hillary as Secretary of State, remember during the Democratic Presidential primary when she almost tore apart her own party. Good news she’s now in charge of our foreign policy, that’s the person who negotiates truces between warring nations, strengthens relationships with our allies and makes new friends through out the world. Shit I can’t think of anyone more qualified, to bad she’ll spend most of her time being fifth in line to access the Presidency and trying to figure a way to get Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Byrd together in the same place to bump them off.

Some might ask me if I wish the best for the new President since I was so critical of him during the election. Well that’s easy I want America to succeed, I don’t care who’s running the show as long as it’s being done right. I guess the best answer I can give is I’ll let you know 100 days from January 20th that will be April 30th that’s when I’ll let you know If I hope Obama is successful. If I’m wrong about him, which I doubt, and he’s heading us in the right direction of prosperity, free markets, leaving the Bill of Rights intact, crushing the RMA (Radical Muslim Assholes), and finishing both wars, than hell yeah I wish him all the success in the world. Unfortunately the way things are looking already, come April 30th I will be counting down the other one thousand three hundred and sixty one days. I’ll wait and see.

For now I’ll just say congratulation Mr. President and good luck you’re going to need it because you have one hell of an image to fill and I think you’re going to make one critical mistake.

Why the French Never Get Respect

2009-01-22T18:22:54Z

Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by the couple's white Maltese Poodle, called Sumo, who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the ex-president's wife.

You have got be kidding, how the hell is someone mauled by a Maltese Poodle, I'm sorry but this is funny, not to mention the dog is being treated for depression. How does one treat a dog for depression? Maybe the dog went to one to many therapy sessions and snap, I couldn't tell you but it sure made my day. I can just picture it " oh nice chiot, êtes-vous prêt pour votre suppositoire? gee gee no no no! Aaahhaa."

I know I have a sick sense of humor but I can't think of anyone who wouldn't find this hilarious, except maybe Jacques and his wife. The first thing I thought of when I first read this was the Killer Bunny in Montey Python and the Holy Grail, check out the links.

Atheism is a Religion

2009-01-04T21:15:00Z

A religion is a set of stories, symbols, beliefs and practices that give meaning to the practitioner's experiences of life. It may be expressed through prayer, ritual, meditation, music and art, among other things. It may focus on specific supernatural, metaphysical, and moral claims about reality (the cosmos, and human nature) which may yield a set of religious laws, ethics, and a particular lifestyle. Religion also encompasses ancestral or cultural traditions, writings, history, and mythology, as well as personal faith and religious experience.

Does anyone else see what this means? It means that if you belong to a group with a common belief or practices, guess what Charlie you’re in a religion. Now the first thing written, the number one Amendment our brilliant founders wanted to protect themselves from, their children and us was the freedom of speech, choice, and religion. Also that Congress shall pass no law for or against any religious belief. That’s not word for word what it says but that’s what the damn thing means most of the shitheads in this country wouldn’t understand this if I wrote it word for word. With that said, filing a lawsuit against a prayer being held at the Presidential Inauguration breaks both sides of the Constitution.

Look I don’t believe in an invisible man or woman in the sky looking over us like some crazy asshole with an ant farm and a check list. I am though a fan of the United States of America’s Bill of Rights which clearly states you have the right to believe in anything you want as long as it doesn’t infringe or interfere with anyone else’s freedoms. In my world God, Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy are all waiting in the green room, but I’m not about to be a dickhead and go into a 2nd grade classroom with proof that Santa isn’t real. Nor would I join a “group” that wishes to enforce their disbeliefs on everyone.

Atheism is a religion and every time these groups pressure legislators to pass laws or files law suits condemning the free practice of religion it’s not only bullshit it is breaking the Constitution. Let me reiterate the President of the United States of America is holding a prayer at his inauguration and an anti- religious group is filing a lawsuit against it. I wonder if he was Jewish or Muslim if that same lawsuit would be filed, I think not.

Belonging to a group that believes in no God is the same as belonging to a group that does. It also entitles you to the same rights and restriction as all the other silly religious groups, meaning you can’t force someone to believe what you believe and you have zero right to stop anyone from expressing what they believe. In my opinion Atheist are just as annoying as bible thumping assholes knocking on my door at 9am Saturday morning.

I live in a great country that allows anyone to say and believe in anything, also I have the right to tell you to fuck-off, I’m not interested, and thanks for asking. If you don’t like something tuff, there are lots of things I don’t like but understand they are constitutional rights and there is nothing I can do about them, like; giving some prick on death row the right to appeal for the next twenty years, giving child molesters a second chance or allowing morons to seu other people for their own stupidity. These things I realize are idiotic but are part of our great and fucked up legal system. In order for me to have the right to express how I feel I have to deal with shit I don’t like. Welcome to America the land of compromise.

Compromise, that about sums up America, if you don’t like something bitch your heart’s content, but someone has the right to do what you don’t like just as much as you have the right to do or say the opposite. The next time you wish the government would step in and silence something you hate to hear, remember if the government could silence them they can silence you.

What I’m saying is people have the right to piss you off just as you have the right to piss them off. My complaint here is not silencing someone it is that we are allowing religion to manipulate our laws by being manipulated by groups that are incognito. Until you people who quietly whine about how fucked up things are do something, you’re going to be walked on until you wake up one day in a country you don’t recognize.

We have to stop electing assholes who will cave at any threat in which they won’t be reelected; serving your community means to serve, not to campaign the entire time you hold the position. If this lawsuit makes it to any court or if my new buddy Obama caves to these demands it means the end of America.

One last note to end with; I find it ironic that while the rest of the world is being torn apart by retarded religious assholes our own country “the land of the free” is being un-united because of anti-religion. I what to enjoy my rights, not have to fight for them.

Oh and by the way I think electing Barrack Obama is the biggest mistake this country has made since 1920. I am not defending the idiot’s decision to hold what ever prayer he wants to hold, I’m defending the soon to be extinct Bill of Rights.

Mental Vacation

2009-01-03T07:31:00Z

Hey folks the “Big Tomata’s” still alive, I know you haven’t heard from me in a while. I had some kind of mental breakdown on November 5th everything is fine now. Only thing I am required to do is to be completely isolated from any form of media on the 20th of January, weird huh?

Anyway I have been working on my latest mind-bending website whitemansrant.com, don’t try going there yet all you’ll find is a parked for free message. I am hoping to have it up in the next two or three months. I could have it up in an hour from now but I’m designing it from scratch and it’s a real bitch.

I do have a new entry for ripetomata.com that I might finish tonight if I don’t get too fucked up, it’s already almost 2am and I have enough booze in me to get a deedub not to mention all the pills I’ve eaten today. I went for a walk with my four year old on the lake today and slipped on the ice. I didn’t go down like an old lady but I tweaked something in my hip and it fucking hurts. So since then I’ve hit the medicine cabinet with a smorgasbord of pain relief and a hand full of sleeping pills to knock my ass out.

Well just wanted to say hi and let you all know I’m still breathing.

No Money For the UAW

2008-11-14T06:44:00Z

Look I work in the auto industry and there are quite a few things I have read that are false, so I would like to inform some of you what is and what isn’t correct.

Most imported vehicles even the ones build here are no better than American vehicles even the ones built in Mexico and Canada. The reason most imports carry a higher re-sale value is they don't fleet 40% to 50% of their sales. Simple supply and demand, I work with both domestic and imported new vehicles and there is no difference in quality. Well there is if you buy a new car for $13,000 compared to a $160,000 and I would hope so. Both cars break and they both need to be properly maintenance. The difference is most Domestic car buyers don't take the same care of their car as import buyers do.

Finally unions are the reason the big three are sucking wind, if you disagree your not part of the solution your part of the problem. I understand if you’re a member of the UAW you will disagree, but sorry the guy that glues door gaskets on doors or watches a robot all day doesn't need to earn $30 to $52 an hour. Unions and I mean ALL unions are a snake eating its own tail. I have heard many union workers say "not my job, not my problem" well guess what it is your problem and it's going to be your job you’re going to kill.

Screw the $25 billion bail out let the big three file chapter 11, then all union contracts are null and void and after the dust clears and the big three restructure there companies we'll all come out of this just fine. What's that the unions workers will still be there waiting and will never allow the plants to open back up? What's the unemployment rate in Michigan, Ohio and Pennsylvania? Sorry union, go find Hoffa.

Fuk The Poor

2008-10-31T06:55:00Z

Who else is tired of listening to the pandering from millionaires about how hard we have it, and whose fault it is? I know I am, and I think you are too. No one is going to help us except ourselves and if you think otherwise go fuk yourself. Voting for a hand out is not only pathetic it’s discussing and just plain fuk’d up. This country is not about handing out money, it’s about letting anyone succeed without interference.

Lately it seems to me that a lot of people out there think this country owes them something. Guess what it only owes you one thing; the preservation of the Constitution. That’s it, one simple job, and what do they do instead? Our government loves to interoperate our Constitution instead of following it. Do yourself a favor go to www.google.com and look up the United States Constitution and read it. Be sure to read all the Amendments in the Bill of Rights, pay attention to the dates they were established too. The first ten are the original Amendments of the Constitution (1791) after that the next seventeen Amendments with the exception of the 13th, 14th, 15th, 19th, 21st and 26th were established for the government not for the people. We’ve been getting fucked for well over two hundred years.

Assuming you now know what our rights are, I missed the Amendment that grants us the right to be funded for a better life. I missed the healthcare Amendment and the here’s your share of the American Dream Amendment. I have breaking news for everyone; we live in a Capitalistic Free Society which means you have the freedom to succeed as well as the freedom to fail. We don’t all get a trophy at the end of life, only the winners do. If at first you don’t succeed try again, don’t role over and put your hand out.

I look at the Capitalistic Republic that governs my country as the closest form of a life of my own. I have to go out each and every day and earn my keep; this is my idea of freedom. You are not free if you depend on anyone or anything to hand you your keep. If I fall I have no problem taking a hand to help me up, but I won’t sit in shit and wait for someone else to get my keep for me. What the fuck happen to pride, shit, we’re Americans, and does anyone remember what the fuck that means?

I’ll tell you what being an American means to me! I don’t take shit from anyone, there is nothing I can’t do (with the exception of the obvious) and if you say I can’t, well fuck you, watch me! What the fuck happen to that attitude? No instead some of us would rather whine about how everyone needs to be taken care of, you know what fuk the poor! Oh yeah that’s right I said it, maybe we should exchange the hand outs and sympathy for a kick in the ass. If you can walk, think or move you can work, if your in my country illegally become legal or get the hell out, if you need help start with yourself.

Too many people have too many excuses. Addiction is not a disability it’s a weakness, if you’re to fat, stop eating so much, and if you’re stupid get an education. When I step back and take a good look at my country today it’s like watching a great team coached by an idiot. Pull your head out of your ass and look around, this is not what our ancestors stood up to an empire for, or spent months on a ship to face unknown challenges. Why, because they had the balls to look around at the shit hole they lived in and thought, “You know what this place sucks and I deserve a better chance for a better life.”

Note the words, a “chance at a better life” not a “better life”. No one guaranteed the road to paradise would be easy. When you’re born or when your feet hit American soil (legally) you are guaranteed freedom and liberty. That’s it freedom, liberty and the protection that no one can take that away from you. Simple “possibility” guaranteed, shit we even give people that break the laws and trample other people’s possibilities the same rights and liberties as anyone else. What a country!

“We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare (this is not a check), and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America”.

In case you didn’t take my advice about reading the Constitution that’s the first paragraph and it means a lot to me. Regretfully too many Americans including our own government think the philosophies and ideals laid out by the founders of the greatest most prosperous and unique country in the history of the world are out dated. It amazes me how many blind people I share my country with, is it perfect, absolutely not, but it’s incredibly better than every other place on this planet.

If it aint broke don’t fix it. Our country is not broken; it’s simple being run the wrong way. We have to fix it, and that doesn’t involve anyone running for President. We the people have to stop assholes from fucking with our contract (The Constitution). The funny thing about America is you can bitch about anything, but when it comes to changing things there’s a fine line. If you want to change things back to the way they are supposed to be that’s fine, but if you want to change my contract, I have a big fucking problem with that!

The United States of America has had a philosophy since day one, and that is, if you want to better your self without the interference of government you’re welcome to it. Now I know that you, the pinheaded liberals still reading this garbage are thinking a few things right now. Your thinking, you want to return this country back to when slavery was still legal? Or stealing land and slaughtering the native people? How about back to treating woman as second class citizens. No you stupid shithead grow a brain! I am saying that we have to get back to the original principles that have made us who we are.

One more thing to think about, if we do elect Barack Obama and implement the share the wealth policies it may not be as great a deal for the trash of this country as they may think. We Americans have a large threshold for giving to the needy, but when it comes to equal shares for all, that maybe a smaller threshold. You might find the free ride some of you are looking forward to, may not sit well with the ones providing the wealth. You might just find your lazy ass voted off the island for not pulling your weight. Oh didn’t think of that, did you? I’d like to see how many people would be for the distribution of wealth if it meant everyone shares the wealth and the labor and if you can work and choose not to, you get kicked out of America, seams only fair to me, and I think the majority of it’s supporters would have a change of heart if it meant you would have to put in for what you get in return.

To rap this up I have one last thing to say. I have very rarely said no to anyone who has asked for my help, but I have a really big problem when I am told I have to do much of anything. Sharing and being generous is a wonderful characteristic to have, but having my hard earned money taken from me to give to who ever the government feels fit is straight up utter bull shit! If I feel like sharing my money or time with the charity of my choice that’s up to me, it’s not up to a bunch of assholes in Washington to decide who should donate my hard earned money. I guess I stayed home the day the retard Kool-Aid was served.

Oh one last thing I was asked recently way I feel the need to be so vulgar with cursing and saying things like retarded. Well that would be because I don’t give a flying fuck what anyone thinks and I believe that political correctness is the, well, I wish I came up with this but I didn’t. "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." If you don’t like it look away, change the channel or go fuck yourself.

Think For Yourself and Vote For Yourself

2008-10-28T07:12:00Z

Let’s pretend we are looking into the perfect utopia, everyone knows their place and everyone does what is expected of them. Here in this utopia there’s a man we’ll call him Sam and Sam works a little harder than anyone else, he only works so hard because it’s just the way he is. Sam is happy to work as hard as he can and loves that his hard work is helping his follow community. One day Sam comes home from his hard day of work and his wife tells him she would like to paint the house yellow. Sam tells his wife so would he and tomorrow before work he will go to the community center and put in a request for yellow paint. The next day after work he arrives home and is greeted at the door by his excited wife. With a puzzled look on her face she asks Sam “where’s the yellow paint.” Sam sighs and tells his wife that there’s a 6 month wait for yellow paint, but they can get brown paint right away. Sam’s wife tells him she doesn’t want to paint the house brown, she wants to paint the house yellow. “Well we’ll just have to wait 6 months then” Sam says regrettably. Then Sam’s wife says “I can’t fucking believe that someone that works as fucking hard as you do and does so much for this fucking community has to wait 6 fucking months for paint!” Utopia is fucking dead!

It’s human nature to feel worth for your accomplishments. Call it selfishness or greed, I call it success. Do I think Obama is a socialist? I’m not sure, but one thing I do know is he’s a liberal and I’m not to keen on the Obama, Reid and Pelosi trifecta we’ll have to deal with for the next 4 years. We need balance in Washington. If the Legislative Branch (that’s the house and senate) was a Republican majority I would be for Obama. That’s not the case, even worse it looks like the Senate may have a 65/35 liberal majority, that scares the shit out of me. Basically if Obama wins which looks that way and the Democrats win enough seats which looks possible, we’re going to be in a world of shit.

I know, I sound like a paranoid right wing weirdo. I’m neither a liberal nor a conservative; I think they’re all idiots. I’m an American that believes in what this country stands for, and that is the government works for us and stays the hell out of our way. A government that agrees with its self is a very dangerous entity.

Do I fear that these idiots will transform this country into a socialized state in 4 years? No! This is still America. I do though, fear that they will royally screw this country up and it will take decades to fix it. Do this country a favor, don’t listen to the media. Before you vote Google these people (both candidates) and look up their voting records read the U.S. Constitution and the braches of government at Wikipedia. Don’t just vote because someone is telling you who you should vote for.