I know I’ve been gone to long again and I’m sorry. I had another episode, it started three weeks ago. I had been having the same nightmare every night where Nancy Pelosi would be chasing me and trying to shove a huge federal check up my ass. I would try to run but I was stuck in a house and the people that owned the house wouldn’t let me leave until I paid their mortgage. Finally I would give them all the money I had on me and they let me out in the nick of time. As I ran out of the house I had to duck from a monkey eating a human hand swinging by on a vine with a crazy lady screaming on the phone while stabbing the monkey and dodge a PETA idiot running by screaming about this being corporate America’s fault. When I got to the end of the driveway I almost get hit by a big truck full of bounty hunters chasing a Toyota packed with former Guantanamo terrorist that skipped bail. Running down the street shots ring out and a dead monkey falls in front of me, as I jump over the monkey I hear the cops say “they’ll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill.” With Pelosi on my heels and running as fast as I can Reverend Sharpton trips me up with a slide tackle while carrying a sign saying “we are not monkeys”. As my chin hits the ground and I grinding to a stop Pelosi shoves the check up my ass with the pope on her back calling her a hypocrite and Eric Holder standing over me calling me a coward. The cold sweats, anxiety and fear to go to sleep got to be too much and I snapped.  

 Well I’m out of the rubber room and at home again fully medicated without a care in the world (I wish). With my eyes glazed over and the feeling I’m floating I can’t stop thinking about some questions that seem to have no logical answers, maybe someone can help shine some light on the wacky things going on since I jumped on the Prolixin bus.       
 
What happen to person responsibility? I guess all those kids that sucked in sports but still got the same trophy as all the other kids have grown up. Now they believe they are entitled to receive everything everyone else has even though they suck in life as they did in right field.

 Where is the right to equal entitlement Amendment in the Bill of Rights? I’ve read it three times today and I can’t find it. There are plenty of other rights that are being infringed or ignored, but nothing about having equal out comes in life guaranteed. 

 Since when is the Government the answer? When has the Washington Circus ever been the light at the end of the tunnel, they are the tunnel. The Government could fuck up a free lunch and have. Now they’re going to fix what they have already broken. People think the Government will do a better job than the private sector, hhmmm what does the Government already run successfully? 

 Why does this administration think that doing the same things that didn’t work eighty years ago during an economic down turn will work now? With that said why are they doing the same things that they’re blaming for the mess we’re in now? Look if you’re broke you have to face the facts and figure out how you got there and how to get out. You don’t max out your credit cards by buying stuff to sell on eBay to then put all the money on red in Vegas.

 What happen to the transparency of the new administration? “Any bill written during my administration will be posted online for five days so anyone can look at it before I sign it”. At least the President and Congress were fair with the Stimulus Bill, since we the people couldn’t read it they didn’t either. That should make us feel a little bit better.  

 What happen to all the war protesters? We are still engaged in two wars aren’t we? The President did just order more troops to fight in Afghanistan. Shouldn’t that have set off a protest at some college somewhere? I guess it’s a partisan war, now that they like the Commander and Chief they like war.  I’m still waiting for someone I know serving in Iraq to show up one day and when I ask him why he’s home so early, he tells me that we won the war is over didn’t anyone tell you.

 Since when did monkeys hit the PC list? I don’t like a lot of things but political correctness is on of my top five things I can’t stand. I saw the cartoon and I thought it was funny and most importantly I got the joke. Let me help out the >70 IQ’s out there, see Chimpanzees are like hairy retards with extra long arms and hand where their feet should be(like you without four hands, long arms and all the hair). You know those commercials with the one guy working with a bunch of moneys? That’s how I feel almost every day. Anyway the joke was the police recently shot a chimp after attacking a woman in Connecticut and the idiots in Congress just wrote a bill that no one read before passing it. The cartoon was funny and appropriate it was not racist. First of all President Obama didn’t write the bill he signed it. Second, if you refer a cartoon about a monkey as a racial jab at the President that would mean that you refer monkeys to black people. Who’s the racist?

 I thought the race card got put away since the country (not me, I would never vote for or against a person because of their shade of paint) elected the first African American President? I guess Sen. Clyburn (D) of SC didn’t get the memo. He is accusing the Governors of TX, SC, MS and LA of slapping the Black communities of their states in the face for contemplating over not taking some of the stimulus money (heroin) because the conditions attached to the programs are ridicules. What about the other Governors that aren’t in the “Black Belt” and don’t want the money, why are they doing it? Then you have Eric Holder the United States of America’s Attorney General stating the U.S. is “a nation of cowards” on matters of race, with most Americans avoiding candid discussions of racial issues. Fuck you Mr. Attorney General! I’ll have any kind of discussion candid or not about race, don’t call me a coward you liberal shithead. Maybe if the left-wing idiots from your own party didn’t punch everyone trying to have any kind of debate about race in the face with brass (the race card) knuckles the nation could have a discussion over race. Any white person that would have the gall to state an opinion, theory or fact about another race is instantly labeled a racist and possibly destroyed professionally. While your sitting on my chest don’t ask me why I can’t get up.

 What happen to the hole in the ozone layer? Did we slap a big Band-Aid on it or is it that there is a conflicting theory, yes I said theory unlike the hardcore facts of global warming. The problem in this theory is ozone depletion represents a radiative forcing of the climate system. This means (in theory) the hole causes the stratosphere (between the ears of most liberal) to absorb less solar radiation (heat), thus cooling the stratosphere while warming the troposphere. Are you still with me? The resulting colder stratosphere emits less long-wave radiation downward (more heat), thus cooling the troposphere. For the layman this means you can’t have both. In theory if there’s a hole in the ozone the atmosphere will cool so that puts a big dent in GW. I realize I may have answered my own question but it makes you think about how much smoke gets pumped up your ass on a daily basis. Anyone reading this obvious has access to the WWW so stop listening to propaganda and do your own journalism, you’d be surprised what you can find when you look for yourself.

 When the fuck did my Constitutional rights become the rights of the world? I need to know how an illegal alien sneaking across the boarder (breaking the law) and trespassing on private property (breaking the law) can sue the land owner and win. Roger Barnett (the land owner) has turned over 12,000 douche bags to the Boarder Patrol since 1998. That factors to almost 1100 scumbags a year or 3 a day. So to all the BHL’s (bleeding heart liberal) out there this guy who owns a 22,000 acre ranch is being invaded by on average 3 foreign nationals everyday of the year. Now has to pay $77,000 in damages for assault to people who had no right to be in this country and no right to be on this mans property. The best part of this story is that the 16 wetbacks tried to sue him for $32 million for infringing on their civil rights. Vvvvwooop! That was the sound of my head detaching from my body and spinning at 6000rpm. Are you fucking kidding me, you have to be a citizen to have civil rights they must have meant human rights? What about his civil rights?  Human rights are entitled to all humans but last time I check they don’t include sneaking into another country and trespassing.    

 I need to take another pill so this is the last question. Why is it that oil is ten dollars a barrel less than it was two months ago, but gas is fifty cents a gallon more?

 So if anyone has some answers I would love to hear them. Unless they involve blame, I am not interested in who you think caused these issues I want answers. Some words of advice “whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly”.