Congratulations  President Obama and all Americans. This will mark a great moment in history. President Obama is surely on his way to becoming the greatest leader the world has known, what did you say the flavor of this Kool-Aid was? Just kidding, seriously though it was a good day for all of us, we just swore in the first black President in the history of the United States and an estimated two million people gathered together to witness this incredible historical event. I feel a sincere pride for all the people who fought for their civil rights and were able to share this remarkable moment for our nation and truly saddened for the ones who couldn’t. With that sad hopefully we can all move on and the next time I criticize someone who isn’t a white Christian I won’t be considered a racist. One more thing, isn’t funny how when the Democratic Party(liberals) gathers together there isn’t a bunch of assholes throwing shit, blocking roads, smashing windows and just plain fucking things up for everyone else. Just one of those things I observed, anyway it’s a new dawn of hope, change and a whole different group of idiots ready to swing the stupid stick in the other direction.     

 Well the long awaited day has come and gone Barrack Obama is the United States of America’s 44th President. One nice thing is I haven’t seen that lady who lost her bid for VP in the news in like a week. Seriously its pathetic, are these people that threatened by this woman they have to beat on her two fucking months after the election is over. Do you people really care what the Governor of Alaska is doing or thinking, I know I don’t, just like I didn’t give a shit about her wardrobe three months ago, let it go!

 It’s now time to drink the Kool-Aid and watch the View because we’re in for one hell of a ride, and the name of that ride is “Change”. I’m not quite sure what that change will be, so far the only people missing from the Clinton administration are Bill, Janet Reno and Monica. Some of the members picked to head the administration of change in my opinion are true change if change stands for stupid, like the fact this country is in a monumental disaster when it comes to the economy so it would only make sense to appoint someone who can’t file their taxes correctly as treasury secretary. I know it’s an honest mistake anyone could do it, no big deal, unless you’re a plumber from Toledo, Ohio. Remember that guy (Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbacher) he owed $1600 in back taxes and you would have thought he raped a small child, funny how that work.

 What’s the next problem in the world, oh yeah the energy crisis and global warming, I know, we should appoint an alleged socialist, oh excuse me former alleged socialist to head the EPA. What’s the big deal with that, it’s not like a radical liberal in charge of the EPA will cause any problems. Unless you have to pay an electric bill or fill your gas tank, her first agenda is to go after the coal plants for spilling ash, you know the places where over half of our electricity is generated. I have no doubt most of our sources of energy today are dirty, outdated and bad for the environment, but I first of all do not believe all the global warming hype and I think if we’re going to “change” how we get our energy we should use are heads. See most one dimensional minded liberal idiots like to act on emotion before they think things through, hence they rarely think at all. You see if you live in an old house that is just not meeting your need and you want to build a new one, you wait till the house is built before you move out of your old one. It’s called common sense, which is far less common in the liberal world. My suggestion is we figure out how to solve the problem first, and then we implement the new solution while still using our old ways of energy. After we have a steady and reliable source of clean energy, we then begin to reduce the use of fossil fuels. Then we can save the planet. Unfortunately in the next decade China, India and Russia don’t care and will be pumping ten times more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere than we ever have and good luck with that. At least we’ll feel better about doing our part.

 Who else is there? Bill Richards has been appointed as Secretary of Commerce, huh he withdrew. Why? Oh he’s going to jail (not really but he is in trouble). Well then how about Leon Panetta for CIA Director, makes sense to me. Russia has a hair across its ass again, half the Muslim world is licking at the chops to wipe us off the map, Chavez and that dickhead in North Korea both hate America, not Bush, us. Why not appoint another former Clinton administration member with no intelligence experience for the position of head of intelligence, brilliant.  

 Then we have Hillary as Secretary of State, remember during the Democratic Presidential primary when she almost tore apart her own party. Good news she’s now in charge of our foreign policy, that’s the person who negotiates truces between warring nations, strengthens relationships with our allies and makes new friends through out the world. Shit I can’t think of anyone more qualified, to bad she’ll spend most of her time being fifth in line to access the Presidency and trying to figure a way to get Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Byrd together in the same place to bump them off.

 Some might ask me if I wish the best for the new President since I was so critical of him during the election. Well that’s easy I want America to succeed, I don’t care who’s running the show as long as it’s being done right. I guess the best answer I can give is I’ll let you know 100 days from January 20th that will be April 30th that’s when I’ll let you know If I hope Obama is successful. If I’m wrong about him, which I doubt, and he’s heading us in the right direction of prosperity, free markets, leaving the Bill of Rights intact, crushing the RMA (Radical Muslim Assholes), and finishing both wars, than hell yeah I wish him all the success in the world. Unfortunately the way things are looking already, come April 30th I will be counting down the other one thousand three hundred and sixty one days. I’ll wait and see.

 For now I’ll just say congratulation Mr. President and good luck you’re going to need it because you have one hell of an image to fill and I think you’re going to make one critical mistake.