Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by the couple's white Maltese Poodle, called Sumo, who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the ex-president's wife.

  You have got be kidding, how the hell is someone mauled by a Maltese Poodle, I'm sorry but this is funny, not to mention the dog is being treated for depression. How does one treat a dog for depression? Maybe the dog went to one to many therapy sessions and snap, I couldn't tell you but it sure made my day. I can just picture it " oh nice chiot, êtes-vous prêt pour votre suppositoire? gee gee no no no! Aaahhaa."  

 I know I have a sick sense of humor but I can't think of anyone who wouldn't find this hilarious, except maybe Jacques and his wife. The first thing I thought of when I first read this was the Killer Bunny in Montey Python and the Holy Grail, check out the links.